What do you have when you blend a pinch of litrpg, a touch of farming simulator, a sprinkle of epic fantasy, a whole cup of Isekai, and a dash of Home Alone?

You have Arnold's life.

Accidentally murdered by a cleric in another universe during a botched resurrection, Arnold, a semi-pro gamer, wakes upon an altar to find himself incarnated into the overweight body of a farmer who could have been his fatter twin. He's not the hero. He's not the villain. He's certainly not the chosen one who is there to save the world. He's a clerical error.

It could be a bad joke, but apparently, it happens so often that they have a standard procedure for returning you. That standard procedure doesn't apply to Arnold.

Now stuck on a new earth, in a new universe, with no way home, Arnold must use his gaming skills to figure out how to level his farmer class to 100 and gain a second class which doesn't make him want to beat his head against the wall. There is just one small problem: farmers don't gain experience from killing monsters. Like at all.

Follow Arnold on his hilarious journey as he stubbornly comes to grips with his new reality and tries to change his destiny from that of your typical farmer.

Review

Alright, everything I think I could possibly hate about litRPG is in both the title and the description. But. I'll be damned if this isn't one of the better books outside of cradle that I've read.

I literally can't believe how good this book is. 99% of the books I see have some stupid ass description that favorably describes the plot in clever and nuanced ways that the author clearly can't uphold - and I find myself pissed off. Here, It seems like a complete undersell. Really, I can't believe how much I'm enjoying both the scope, personalities, and plot. This is done well, and the second I finish the first (on the last 10%) I'm grabbing the second.

Xicsess

Don't be put off by this "weird" sounding book title. It sounds pulpy, but it is anything but. What a fantastic book in the LitRPG genre! I've barely gotten any sleep in the last 2 days, I couldn't put it down until I finished.

Oxi 5/5

So.... I was hesitant at first. I passed this up for more exciting sounding novels, but I gave it a try after procrastinating through six other novels in my queue. BOY, AM I GLAD I PICKED IT UP! I am a lover of rules and the exploration of them. This is pure gold, my friends. You will not be disappointed.

Jason O'Hagan 5/5